How To Make Your Own Pocket Pussy (Why bother?)
- Sophie Joy
- Apr 11
- 2 min read
How to make your own pocket pussy.
(Why bother?)
Now you've probably stumbled across this post as you search the way to put your creative juices into action and work out how to make your own pocket pussy. I get it.
Rather than relying on your trusty palm to do all the work, you want unload your juice into something that feels like a pussy. Or maybe you just want to penetrate something rather than your clenched hand for a change.
Now, if you've searched online "How to make a pocket pussy," you've probably found lots of ideas.
Really???
Taking the time to blow into a Pringles can, a dish towel, a pool noodle, a sock, or even your fucking teddy bear?
My question is why bother?
Why the hell would you bother making your own makeshift pussy when you can get a great realistic vagina that you can use time over time from Pocket Pussy Paradise or Sophie Joy's Toys?
And you're probably asking, "What does a chick know about pocket pussies or boy's toys?"
Well, I just so happen to have a vagina and I know what it feels like when I finger it. Believe me, a makeshift homemade pussy will never feel like fucking a good realistic pocket pussy.
We've sourced some great pussies from our supplier and I can tell you, when I apply a good water based lube on my fingers and enter our pocket pussies, they feel pretty much as close to the real thing.
With a genuine pocket pussy, you usually have a toy with a labia and realistic lips. Try getting that with a sandwich bag in a toilet roll.
We also have a range of dual purpose, 2 in 1 oral sex pussies. Yes, two sets of lips. If you want a blow job one minute, and vaginal sex next time around, the choice is yours.
Pocket pussies are also a great accompaniment while watching porn.
Yes, as mentioned, I'm a chick. When I'm watching some girl on girl action, I usually reach for my glass dildo while wearing a cute pair of crotchless panties. Whatever turns you on I suppose.
I genuinely believe that guys can make the whole experience so much better by adding a pocket pussy to their masturbation routine. Us chicks have been doing it for ages and reaching for our dildos and vibrators to make our masturbation sessions amazing.
It's time you guys did too!
So in closing, yes, there are lots of makeshift ideas out there if you want to make your own pocket pussy. But really, if you're into fucking a plastic bag, you may as well just stick to a traditional wank.
Otherwise, get yourself a great pocket pussy that you can enjoy time after time.
Love Soph xo
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